Famous Dungeons & Dragons last words

[Myrddin]

• Are you sure you want to do that?
• I want to ride the dragon turtle!
• What exactly do you mean when you say ?save or die??
• I thought all city guards were incompetent!
• You don?t have the weapon proficiency to use that vorpal sword.
• Wait. That?s not a healing potion!
• I?ll try to climb down that cliff.
• Let?s sneak around that dragon.
• It?s only a zombie bite. How bad can it be?
• I hate rust monsters!
• Wait! That?s not a helmet of water breathing!
• Let?s attack the magic academy.
• If the DM planned this encounter we can win it!
• Run!
• I jump through the prismatic wall and I try to avoid the purple spots.

[Blue_Wyrm]

If the DM planned this encounter we can win it!

Haha, I play P&P weekly and our DM has a habit of putting us into situations where he has no idea how we'll get through but trusts us to find a way. XD

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DM bored of his campaign - "You are surprised by the white dragon who drops down from his lair's ceiling at full speed, breathing a cone of freezing death as he crashes onto the group. A retarded but efficient battle tactic; white dragons are not known for their intelligence." *takes his container of 36 small D6's and turns it upside-down*

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High-level PCs stroll in a grassy plain with some dwarves
DM very bored of his campaign - "Please all roll Spot."
High-level PCs roll mostly decent Spot checks
DM very bored of his campaign - "You hear screams coming from the dwarven unit that accompanies you. A gigantic monster is chewing on them, taking many lives with every bite."
After they roll a Knowledge, they learn it is the Terrasque
High-level PC: - "Wait wait... it's the Terrasque-Rogue or what?!"

[Admir]

“Never split the party”

“I cast haste and run across the Lava”

Added:

While adventuring "Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil": "I'm the rogue damit, I'll open which ever door I dam well please!"

[Satoshi]

On entering the outskirts of Forlorn's realm, in an old Ravenloft campaign. "Wait, wait. I see how many wraiths?"

In Undermountain. "I've checked it three times. This one isn't trapped."

While trying to scale a wall, covered in Chokers, to a Cleric. "Cast Spiderclimb, damnit!"

To a Quaggoth, enjoying it's rock-smashing in a corner with a really, really big hammer. In a Drow-controlled subterrain. "I try to speak to it. Does it understand common?"

The party cleric is being choked by an assassin vine. What does the rogue/fighter do? "I want to try and jump up, and grab onto the cleric."

Kudos to anyone who gets the joke in the third one without checking their PHB. God, I've been playing/DMing too long. And, as a minor clarification, the players in the first one didn't realise that they weren't all wraiths. They were, in fact, Dread Wraiths and Banewraiths. Imagine the look on their face when they discovered that. The player in the fifth ended up freeing the cleric, only to be the victim of the next choking.

[Kaybrie]

'I cast fireball.'
"Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?"
"No really. I can do this."
"This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
"My character WANTS to go out in a blaze of glory."
"You watch the door, I'll take out the Gas Spore (Beholder) that's guarding the treasure."
"I throw a rock at the eight-legged lizard to get it's attention."

[Xanderleo]

Myrddin ... that was hilarious.

Let me see if I can think of a few:

- We'll deal with the mage last.
- I pull the lever, what happens?
- What do you mean my swim check gets modified by my full plate armor check penalty?
- I don't need to cast defensively.
- Why is the Beholder closing his main eye?
- I jump over the chasm.

[Rawor]

Upon Ganonondorf's first incarnation on Ocarina of Time.
"That wasn't so bad."

[Myrddin]

• Dungeon Mastering, requires a unique blend of Pschology and extreme violence.
• Anything your character say can and will be distrorted, remixed, and used against you by the DM.
• All undetectable errors will be treated as if no error occurred - The DM -
• Dungeon Masters are not GODS. They just tell them what to do.

Lastly

• Entropy:
  • You can't win
  • You can't break even
  • And, you can't get out of the Game.

That is all.

[Scavar]

"I've got full health, I'll be fine."
"I touch the statue."
"Wait wait, how many zombies?" Whirlwind saved us there.


And err....that's all I could think of -_- Everyone elses are much more fun

[An'ggrathTheUnbound]

I run a Vampire the Masqurade Game on the weekends. a Sabbat game.
My buddy plays a Brujah, so heres a quote from him about his character"
"I club the old lady with her yappy little dog."

[TheGreenLink]

From Blue Wyrm: "You are surprised by the white dragon who drops down from his lair's ceiling at full speed, breathing a cone of freezing death as he crashes onto the group. A retarded but efficient battle tactic; white dragons are not known for their intelligence." *takes his container of 36 small D6's and turns it upside-down*

That made me laugh for quite a while, thanks... haha.

[Vichtor]

"I didn't ask how big the room was! I said I cast Fireball!"
-Last quote from a Wizard after opening a door and seeing a troll standing on the other side. It was a broom closet.

"If it was a magical trap, do you think I would really be allowed to read the password?"
-One of my more insidious traps, Detect magic would reveal a "password" over a magically locked door or chest which was really the trigger for a chain reaction of explosive ruins inscribed over the entire room. This quote was also from a mage, to a rogue who was doubtful about reading unknown phrases aloud.

[Brandy02]

-In the Underdark
"Who is that black wench with a spider on her shoulder?"

-"I take point."
-"They are just orcs."
-"Only 50 exp to next lvl. DM give us another monster."

In a dungeon
A trapdoor opens under the party wizard and he falls to his death.
One of the others:
"Damn. Our light is gone."


Cheers

[sparkeh]

Some I remember from my old NWN1 server:

"careful it's trapped"
"thats ok I can dodge most things......."

"think we can kill three liches?"
"sure we just killed one easy enough....."

"is that a Dragon?"
"Yeah, but there's only one."

"You take them, Ive got this one covered"

"Dont pull that lever!"

"I don't think they have true sight."

"You sure you wanna carry on?"
"Yeah we'll see if my fort save of 22 will hold up"

"These Dragons are surprisingly easy..."

"Watch that corner"
"What's so special about it? I've seen better..."