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  • Here Comes Sandro Claus

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the valley
    fighting kept brewing, bannermen started to rally.
    The Triad, the Legion, the Hands, and the Port
    against all the evil, scheming, nefarious sort.

    The druids and rangers were patrolling their woods,
    and the Exigo fiercely guarded their goods.
    Lord Byrun in his castle and the Thane is his keep,
    were dreaming of riches, smiling in their sleep.

    When out from cold Aquor came a bright ball of light,
    a shining bald head that drove back the dark night.
    Away to the Second Wind it ran like a streak,
    intent on making the holidays a little less bleak.

    The locals were gathered by the fire en masse,
    bickering and arguing and speaking with sass.
    When what to their wondering eyes should appear,
    but a red-robed wizard carrying cookies and beer.

    With a group of his peers following in his wake,
    each burdened with confections, candies, and cake.
    A whirl of fury and sound as they set out their treats,
    His voice guiding as they placed elegant tables and seats.

    “Go Melza, help Nikos! Tyranus, stop tormenting Tas.
    Someone get our drunk gladiator off his lazy ass!
    Spread out the pastries, pour the wines and the ales!
    If you break my nice flatware, the banshee shall wail!”

    And they came from all corners to feast and make gay,
    forgetting their differences, if just for one day.
    “Let us feast, let us drink, let us forget why we fight!
    For today happy Christmas, and to all a good night!”
    I can't slow down, I can't hold back though you know I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good!

  • #2
    Ha, brilliant.

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    • #3
      I love you, Sandro. <3 My God.
      I can't tell you enough how happy I am to escape.

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      • #4
        Sandro... I... *Tear*

        You never cease to amaze me and I think it's an honor that we have you, among many others, in our community.

        *Wipes another tear*


        Waltzing up the crowd with a smile beaming bright,
        seeing Sandro and his group spreading delight!
        Drake says to himself lowly with a smirk on his face.
        "I know your true plans, this is a waste!"


        Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everyone!
        Enjoy your day!

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        • #5
          Outstanding! Merry Christmas to my Sundren family and friends.
          Cheers!

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          • #6
            So this is a thing...

            *Applauds giddily* Bravo!

            Now, if only the rangers/druids COULD get their forest back. >_>
            "The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Lord of the Rings: Galadriel.

            Merin Millhouse - Local minstrel
            Rubert Renin - Wizard of little note
            Barathos Daneer - Ranger of the Viridale.

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            • #7
              In the South... we called this... Good shit. Merry Christmas. :-)
              Byrun - Wandering Swordsman
              Falrenn Silvershade - Shaper of Truths

              If you're searching the lines for a point
              Well, you've probably missed it
              There was never anything there
              In the first place

              Wax Fang - Majestic

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              • #8
                Merry Christmas one and all!

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                • #9
                  Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays everybody!

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                  • #10
                    Yet you still put the spikes on the inside of the armor, you ass...merry Christmas Sandro.

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                    • #11
                      Glad to spread a little cheer, holiday or other. Wishing you all the best and pleased you enjoyed my goofy verse.
                      I can't slow down, I can't hold back though you know I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good!

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                      • #12
                        From on down the Road, a man did appear
                        Almost like magic at the smell of fresh beer
                        Twas Darwin Dakros in yet another disguise
                        Sauntering down to have a beer with the guys.

                        He looked like a jolly fat bastard, with a white beard and white hair
                        And he sauntered about, as if he hadn't a care
                        A bright red suit, with gold buttons, and lined with white fleece
                        Leading a Red-nosed reindeer with him, tied to a leash

                        He walked with a smile, he walked with great pride
                        He walked with a skip, and a jump in his stride
                        His nose red as a cherry, his gut big and fat
                        He asked with a smile "Where my Ho Ho Ho's at?"

                        He slapped Elven asses. He pinched Dwarven Cheeks.
                        He smiled at the Halflings....my god, what a creep.
                        He ate all the cake, and he drank all the beer
                        He even poured a pint for his friend, the reindeer
                        He shined Sandro's Head, and he pinched River's tush
                        He puked in the horse trough, and then pissed in the bush

                        As the party died down, he smiled with a cheer.
                        Then said with a smile "I'll see you douchebags same time next year!"

                        As he walked out of his sight, to his true form did he revert
                        As he looked at his reindeer, and said "By Malar....some dessert."
                        "Our Spirits were forged from Snow and Ice, to bend like steel, forged over Fire. We were not made to bend like reeds ... or to turn the other cheek."

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                        • #13
                          Merry Christmas!

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                          • #14
                            Merry Christmas ya filthy animals...
                            It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little - Do what you can.
                            Sydney Smith.

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                            • #15
                              James the Elf would be, as usual, too busy slaving away in his workshop manufacturing toys of various lethality to attend such social functions.

                              Merry Christmas, and pleasant days-of-not-doing-work if you got any!

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                              AKA: Artifax Grade B Exigo Corporation Syndicated Associate VP, Professor, Quartermaster of the Schild Whurest-ExiCorp Joint-Operations Facility, and 'Annoying Mechanist'
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