Dain is so holy that...

[Starrizer]

Hi! I'm starting a thread for Dain that explains just how holy he is! Join in, I'll start!




Dain is so holy, that if you imagined him in your fantasies - your eyes would burn out!

(Contributed to by both I and Jbvol)

[Lotus]

This can only end in tears.

[FoogooFish]

Not if everyone's eyes are already burned out. Duh.

[OnyxTigress]

This can only end in tears.

Holy tears.

[Nyssis]

[Lugwy]

[Jbvol]

Why everyone so serious?

[YourMoveHolyMan]

Dain Tornbrook doesn't smite evil, evil sees his holiness and throws itself on his sword,

[Jbvol]

Dain once walked by an orphanage, It became the Temple of the Triumvirate the very next day.

[YourMoveHolyMan]

Dain Tornbrook is so holy, they created a tenth hell for all the devils he smites back down.

[Starrizer]

Impressive....

[Jbvol]

Dain once walked into Sundren City.. The city then proceeded to rise to the heavens - Thus why it floats today.

[Seheren]

Dain is so Holy that.... When he sneezes, Blackguards die.

[wangxiuming]

... he gets AC + 5 v. Piercing Weapons?

[Intrepid42]

... if he was armor he'd be chainmail.