Hahahahahah. A friend of mine in the Navy posted this on Facebook, loved it, but you beat me to it.
[COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue][I][B]Landristin Ly[/B][/I][/COLOR][I][B][COLOR=Blue]onstongue[/COLOR][/B][/I]: Ancient, Child of Colibrus. Advisor of Colibrus, Emissary of Sestra, Magistrate of Sestra.
-[I]Not fond of morning walks on the beach.[/I]
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