If Sundren were pro wrestling . . .

[roguethree]

. . . Lauan would be Chyna.

Keep it going.

[Seheren]

Dain would be...

[Standur]

Ryland would be the nameless good guy brought in to get beaten up by one of the villainous hot shots.

[Nyssis]

Clive would be the Undertaker and Colibrus would be Gangrel.

Colibrus apparently loses to Clive in a fight with Myrkul as back-up.

[roguethree]

Xaayne.

Total disregard for authority? Check. Fighting everything? Check. Booze? Well, he owns a bar. Redneck? Check.

[OnyxTigress]

I like this game.

Ruby would totally be Lita.

[OnyxTigress]

Kyle would be The Rock.

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE KYLE IS COOKING?

[OnyxTigress]

Emiliana would be Trish Stratus

[roguethree]

Kyle doesn't have the Rock's charisma.

Kyle, IMO.

[Nyssis]

LOOOOOOOOOL 14 seconds in! That's Kyle for sure.

[OnyxTigress]

Kyle could also maybe be Ric Flair, purely because of cheese factor.

I'd also say Darius Blackwell would be Kurt Angle.

[roguethree]

Clive is totes Gangrel. Skip to about 1:15.

Emiliana isn't the Statusfier. Have to think about that one.

[OnyxTigress]

She is totes her. She is a good looking lady who also isn't afraid to kick some ass when the situation arises.

[Nyssis]

Emiliana could be Lilian Garcia. Alyrian is Chris Jericho because of the amount of goddamn people he's betrayed.

Cirion is Val Venis, no need for explanation. (Still) Trying to think of who would be Mick Foley...

[roguethree]

She is totes her. She is a good looking lady who also isn't afraid to kick some ass when the situation arises.

I don't think you really know Trish Stratus. That look like Emmi to you?

In the meantime, she can be Kelly Kelly.

Also, changed my mind on Xaayne. He's now this man.