Happy (Sarcastic) Valentine's Day!

[FoogooFish]

Yes, I received my gift. Yes, I received my chocolates and my roses. But I can still poke some good-natured fun!











With all sorts of love (not really),

~FoogooFish

[Kaybrie]

I wish someone would be mine. :'(

*Que QQing*

[Kaizen]

Less QQ, more pew-pew.

[Kaybrie]

Now I want my wand back! D':

[DM_Equinox]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/becb/

[Kaizen]

Now I want my wand back! D':

What does Kasso's wand and Kasso's valentine have in common?

Trick question, you can't compare what doesn't exist.

[TakenByTheStormX]

I accidentally the whole valentine.

[Kaybrie]

Baaaaaww

[TakenByTheStormX]

[Cornuto]

[Kaybrie]

*Just decided he no longer needs love*

[Machiavelli]

Nice one Foogoofish! My sister, who I love dearly because she read me the whole of the 'Lord of the Rings' when I was a kiddy is a member of a guerilla knitting group in New Zealand who knit various objects and leave them in public places. In 2009 she knitted an anatomically correct heart (I wish I had a picture, it was awesome!) and left it attached to a lamp post near her house on valentines day. Her guerilla knitting colleagues almost kicked her out of the club because of it! Your picture reminded me of that, and made me happy.

[FoogooFish]

After posting V-Day goofiness on the walls of way too many people here, I found this cheesy one... and I figured I'd post it so Clive, or Grann, or Kane, or... any other male vampire (are there any more?) could give it to a (un)lucky lady:



Get it? 'Necking'? *Count laugh* Ah hah hah hah!

[Catastrophe]

Time to go get sick eating chalky lettered hearts.



http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/

[Gamling]

Valentines day already? Time to break out the fish food and peanut butter. Aww yeah.