Battle Cry?

[Talleyman99]

Rampaging over the freeway, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Grann! And he gives a cruel roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!"

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[FallenSuns]

Prowling along the tarmac, swinging a meaty axe, cometh FallenSuns! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

[Catastrophe]

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is Catastrophe, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She screams homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you past the point of no return, and add a notch to my bedpost!"

[Intrepid42]

Rampaging out of the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Intrepid42! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to punch you until you have puppies!!"

[Starrizer]

Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the wasteland! It is Starrizer, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

[Philosopher]

Running amidst the steppes, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Philosopher! And he gives a low howl:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

[TakenByTheStormX]

"Crap this isn't a bathroom either -EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL!"

- Aeria

((Generated one))

Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is Aeria, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

[Sypthe]

Stalking on the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sypthe! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to hump you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

[AsuraKing]

Who is that, rampaging on the terrain! It is AsuraKing, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to smack you all the way to Indo-China, and sever every head in sight!"

[greypawn]

Honestly, this is what it gave me and I was both shocked and impressed.

Skulking along the tarmac, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh GreyPawn! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm seriously going to fuck you until you spontaneously degenerate!"

[Philosopher]

Holy Christ these are excellent. Good find, talley.

[Starrizer]

I've loved all of them, AWESOME find. ^.^

[Dirty Goblin]

Lo! Who is that, striding on the tundra! It is Dirty Goblin, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder faster than the super-flu!!!"