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  • Why badgers are badass

    http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html

    (warning, some crude language. Nothing worse than a normal teenager would use though I suppose )
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  • #2
    I like where it gets the snake bite, tears the shit out of it and goes for a little nap (paralyzed). Then after he wakes up he finishes eating it and walks off.
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    • #3
      Mark my words... Badgers will soon rule over us all.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Saulus View Post
        I like where it gets the snake bite, tears the shit out of it and goes for a little nap (paralyzed). Then after he wakes up he finishes eating it and walks off.
        That's how badgers roll.
        Originally posted by Saulus
        Stop playing other shitty MMOs and work on Sundren, asshole.

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        • #5
          A snake bite strong enough to kill three men, no less. I'm in awe.

          I think NWN2 badger companions are underpowered.

          "That's right, folks, this thing has been documented as killing male lions by running underneath them and tearing off their scrotums. "
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          Chani Kalera- Intimidation is the new diplomacy. *looms*
          Eleanor "Bloody Elle" Lark - Why is the rum always gone?
          Yolanda Brown - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
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          • #6
            Just to point out the NWN2 badger isnt based on the Honey Badger but more the smaller cousin of it and judging by the shape and form they used on the badger it was based solely off the American Badger which while still a badass is not nearly as badass as the honey badger due to its shorter legs
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            • #7
              That's cool and all, but that link pointed to this, which is way cooler.
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              • #8
                Excellent link, Jotun.
                The poetry that comes from the squaring off between;
                and the circling is worth it, finding beauty in the dissonance.

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                • #9
                  Ahem.

                  http://www.cracked.com/article_18860...ve-f2340k.html
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                  • #10
                    http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-lovabl...ly-terrifying/

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Saulus View Post
                      I like where it gets the snake bite, tears the shit out of it and goes for a little nap (paralyzed). Then after he wakes up he finishes eating it and walks off.
                      For me it is that the honey badger takes the snake's food, then goes back and eats snake. Brilliant.

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                      • #12
                        Awesome. I want one.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kuscotopia View Post
                          For me it is that the honey badger takes the snake's food, then goes back and eats snake. Brilliant.

                          I know right?!?!? One of the most awesome creatures on the planet. Plus they are cute!!
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