Anyone know any good curses to put on people ?

[Subal]

So its christmas morning, i have a new bluetooth earpeice. So i decide to take the family to breakfast. Low and behold it falls out of my pocket while paying for the meal, i come back not 5 min later no one saw it or picked it up.

Anyone got a good curse i can placed on whoever picked it up, and decided to keep it, instead of turning it in like a good person?

So far all i have is may their nights be filled with Fire as they burn inside their car as it slides off the ice coverd roads.

Sob....

[Dragor]

I suggest something more subliminal and longer lasting...like they hear this over and over again until their dying day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHUGeuMm45w

[Mocker67]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73fX...eature=related

I would suggest the traditional curse of King Ramses.

Failing that get a Gypsy to pee on something and shout at the person, that usally does the trick.

[Thief Of Navarre]

I know plenty of curses, but most of them require you to know who the person actually is, have a piece of his/her person or know where they live.

Tried one where you put a piece of Hemlock in a sheet of paper (parchment works better because it is biodegradable ) with the person's name on and bury it in their garden. *edit* Be warned, you can be arrested for digging a hole in someones garden if they have a freehold property