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  • #16
    Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
    Not a chance, those things are infested with disease. If things go all Mad Max here downunder, I'll eat the dog food before even considering a Koala hunt. They're revolting creatures.
    You've just destroyed every kid's perception of the cutest creature on the planet!
    Lorlen Locke: "Amazing how the righteous commit acts of tyranny and terror almost as beautiful as our own under their banner of "good". We merely call a spade a spade."

    "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Urithrand View Post
      You've just destroyed every kid's perception of the cutest creature on the planet!
      Syphilis is endemic in Koalas, and they're perpetually drunk due to the fermentation of gum tree leaves going on in their stomachs. They're like 17th century French noblemen. Just for the record, I can't stand seals either.
      I got one leg missin'
      How do I get around?

      One Leg Missin'
      Meet the Feebles

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      • #18
        You monster! But still, happy Bday again ^^
        Lorlen Locke: "Amazing how the righteous commit acts of tyranny and terror almost as beautiful as our own under their banner of "good". We merely call a spade a spade."

        "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

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        • #19
          Pffft. My mom's 55 and she still parties. Alright, enough about my mom. Shut up now.

          Anywho, happy birthday.
          Your friendly neighborhood drunk

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