Random forum Melo-drama

[Anks]

Looking to start some!

[Redjack]

ARrrrgh! Are you all crazy?! I'm gonna load NWN2 on my newly built computer and kill the first Sundren loving PC I meet. That should get the drama rolling.

[Fezzik]

Clive couldn't kill a fly if it came up and landed on his swatter!

[Redjack]

Ouch! now that was harsh.

[Doubtful]

All of the Black Hand are only so evil and oppressive because a girl once laughed at their small penises.

The high-camp oppression is merely them attempting to assert their (tiny) manhood.

[Machiavelli]

That Anks guy looks funny, and all his PCs smell like unwashed armpit.

[Dune]

Black Hand's don't even need a penis when your that awesome.

[Fezzik]

I knew they were all non-sexual wimps! No wonder they're so grumpy

[Zephyr]

I didn't know being abstinent meant being evil. Pfft.

[Seheren]

More to the point do you have to be abstinent to be evil?

[Sir Kharn]

More to the point do you have to be abstinent to be evil?

I don't know....all i can say is join the legion?

[DM_Equinox]

All of the Black Hand are only so evil and oppressive because a girl once laughed at their small penises.

That's what you get for showing your penis to little girls.

[Doubtful]

Join the Legion?

You think it's poison that the Veritas keep spiking their wells with? It's not. It's Bromide.


If the Legion can't (or doesn't want to) reproduce then the Veritas are assured victory! Bwahahahahah!

[Doubtful]

Join the Legion?

You think it's poison that the Veritas keep spiking their wells with? It's not. It's Bromide.


If the Legion can't (or doesn't want to) reproduce then the Veritas are assured victory! Bwahahahahah!

[Fezzik]

The Legion -- an organization of soldiers who stand around all day getting someone else to do all their work -- Sundren City Work Crews that get the summer students to dig up the whole in the street to make work while they stand around and drink coffee

The Veritas -- a bunch of whiners that sit on top of a mountain in a dark cave and complain how hard they have it because the legion wants to kill them all the time for poisoning their wells and killing their horses -- Sundren's "elite" that sits in their 2year old Condominiums beside the freeway that's been there for 50 years and complain about the noise.

The Black Hand -- Sitting in their little ivory tower screaming at the top of their lungs how everyone will pay and power belongs to them alone -- Sundren's Opposition party that complains about everything that the Government does, but has no real policy manual to speak of.

The Arbiters Alliance -- a bunch of wussy pansies that go around picking flowers for the poor, occasionally smacking the bad guys in the butt for being bad -- Sudrens Social Party (NDP for Canadians) that blusters, goes out and actually has rallies, then sits back because it has no real power to do anything but complain about how everyone elses ideas are out to lunch, and that they would be better off running things.

The Exigo -- Another bunch of pansies that let other people do all the work for them then collect the income afterward. Sundrens Corporate giant that goes about mauling the land and then wondering why everyone is getting mad at them.

The Cartel -- Another bunch of yahoo's sitting on a mountain, and complaining when everyone comes and gives them a smack down just because they've murdered and robbed people. Sundrens Hells Angels... you know who they are, and they just keep doing the same stupid things and claim that their just making a living, or not doing anything really bad

Wardens of the Vale -- another bunch of screamers sitting in the forest complaining that nature is being violated while they sit around smoking joints, with their stinky feet washing in the streams or spitting over the side of their gynormous treefort! --Sundren's Greenpeace, an organization that has </i>peace</i> in the title, but rams ships and flaunts the law whenever it can get the chance... rams ships with other petroleum powered engines and a huge network of Tree Killing Pamphlet givers.

The Thayans -- a bunch of red ... yes, RED clowns that are so angry with everything and everyone that they can't get past the colour of their robes -- Sundren's Conservative Elite; never any good ideas, but if they put them into action, everyone else ends up either suffering or paying for it.