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  • I just farted

    I thought you guys should know I was sitting in my office here at work and I let a big one rip. Everyone is busy trying to figure out who did it.

    Just don't tell them it was me.

  • #2
    Oh very mature!!!
    "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
    -Bill Maher

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    • #3
      *Adjusts his monocle.*

      How very droll. Indubitably.

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      • #4
        I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Snoop, and I don't know what they're going to do.

        Who's coming for me?

        Stand up and see for yourself

        What, now?

        Yes, right now. Do it slowly. The elevator...

        Oh shit.

        Yes.

        What the hell do they want from me?

        I don't know, but if you don't want to find out, I suggest you get out of there.

        How?

        I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say.

        Okay...

        The cubicle across from you is empty.

        What if they....

        Go, now.
        Originally posted by Saulus
        Stop playing other shitty MMOs and work on Sundren, asshole.

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        • #5
          I have no idea why, but I found this to be very very funny! This post made my day!

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          • #6
            Hahaha wow man.......
            Choose your destiny,test your might,be a dwarf.

            Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

            "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean, if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

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            • #7
              check your shorts for cake....
              Butch: "You know, when I was a kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero."
              Sundance: "Well it's to late now."

              Toons:
              Mittens Whitepaw (Feral Druid),
              Rose Thimblefoot (Simple Seamstress),
              Melody Mourningsoul (Cursed Bard)
              Katalina Zephyr (Guardian of the Grave)
              Gabrielle Dumoine (the Duchess of Waterdeep... 'onestly...)

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              • #8
                Ha-HA! Well-played, sir! Zounds!
                Originally posted by Cornuto
                Glad everyone's being extra fucking ridiculous today.

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                • #9
                  Now you must perform the combo breaker and let last nights bean burrito drop in the girls bathroom.

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                  • #10
                    *Shudders, never looking at this topic again.*

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                    • #11
                      C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
                      Originally posted by Cornuto
                      Glad everyone's being extra fucking ridiculous today.

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                      • #12
                        lol any stinking cloud? you kill all the low level toons in there?

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                        • #13
                          Make a fort save.
                          Lorlen Locke: "Amazing how the righteous commit acts of tyranny and terror almost as beautiful as our own under their banner of "good". We merely call a spade a spade."

                          "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

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                          • #14
                            A fort save or fart save? hehe hit the bottom of the barrel on that one
                            Choose your destiny,test your might,be a dwarf.

                            Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

                            "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean, if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

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                            • #15
                              hauihauihauihuiahuiahuiahuiah

                              cool!!
                              "Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

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