I think I know you! You ruined this perfectly good crush I had a pretty young lady back when I was in highschool.
I hereby request a refund for the full amount of my emotional investment. Failure to comply with this request will soon put you in touch with my lawyers.
Peppington Merrifefferlis - Most learned scholar of the fine exalted institution that is Candlekeep, centre of all learning that is Arcane and magical in nature. Also loves cats.
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