Hey folks, just thought I'd say hi, I just got back into the Online world and am reconnecting with my Rp love. I'll see you Ingame and don't be shy to say hi cause I'll need all the help I can get ha ha.
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welcome to the funny farm
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dont listen to anyone that posts after me :P"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
Yogi Berra
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Hello hello! Welcome to Sundren.I look forward to roleplaying with you!
P.S. Be sure to feed the Philosoraptors lest they get angry and bite off your face.
Myrios Lady Emiliana Blackwell: the Iron Fist of the Legion.
Daydreams and Nightsongs: Emiliana Blackwell
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The Philosoraptor must be fed.
Question is, though: is it like the scene in Jurassic Park with the actual raptors, or more like the one with the T-Rex (and the goat)?
Join the Corps de Grace, you get a free nickname upon subsciption!Johanna Patson:"Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare."
(Original quote by Dale Carnegie)
Krystl - Undefeatable
Ranahlee: Perpetually Perplexed.
Sylvain Enoic: Young paladin of Tyr.
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Stalking on the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sypthe! And they give a vengeful bellow:"I'm going to hump you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!"
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Whatever faction you choose, we're only accepting new requests if they're to play gnomes.Lorlen Locke: "Amazing how the righteous commit acts of tyranny and terror almost as beautiful as our own under their banner of "good". We merely call a spade a spade."
"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."
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But I love my face! How do I feed a philosoraptor? And Sorry Ben is a Human, but he's really short would that count?Ben Krows
~"That which does not kill us, scars us for life."
~FireFighters are the modern day knight that fights the red dragon and save the innocent. So why are so many suprised I'm a nerd as well?
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Originally posted by Rendrick View PostBut I love my face! How do I feed a philosoraptor? And Sorry Ben is a Human, but he's really short would that count?
1)But I love my face!
--> So does the Philosoraptor - hence the danger.
2) How do I feed a philosoraptor?
You feed a Philosoraptor by throwing a goat or bat at it, and hope it will be sufficiently distracted by it. You further reduce your chances of being eaten by curling up into a little ball. Of course, this unfortunately might catch the eye of Catastrophe.
Really, your destruction is pretty much ensured.
3) And Sorry Ben is a Human, but he's really short would that count?
Gnomes are more than just short people. Evidently, their posture is an indication of being a Banite, and evil. This is convenient, as it also brings their face to the right level for Ben to whip up his knee in a swift motion and send the gnomes sprawling.
Which leads me to the prime knee-whipper-uppers: the Corps de Grace. Join us, we offer free knee-plates, to ensure maximum gnome-damage!
...really, this information should be in the Wiki. Sheesh, get on it, folks!Johanna Patson:"Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare."
(Original quote by Dale Carnegie)
Krystl - Undefeatable
Ranahlee: Perpetually Perplexed.
Sylvain Enoic: Young paladin of Tyr.
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Stalking on the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sypthe! And they give a vengeful bellow:"I'm going to hump you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!"
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