Thud is Thud... Thud given silver great sword from paladin... Paladin make Thud promise only fight evil... Thud promise... Thud fight evil now... Thud good... You good? You evil?... Thud kill evil... You not evil yes?
"THUD MAKE EVIL MAN'S EYES GO DULL!"
Yes... Thud has the iq of a chip munk... He's AWFUL good... No that's not a typo... Thud would beat the shit out of an orphan that picked someone's pocket to feed themselves; because stealing is evil. Thud is black and white... Good or Evil... No gray in Thud's eyes. Being so dumb he's easily manipulated... Someone evil (or typically an abusive rogue) could get Thud to do their bidding by lying to Thud... Don't let Thud find out you're lying... Thud tends to turn his great sword onto people that lie to him. Typically Thud tries to cling to paladin's and clerics seeing as they know the difference between good and evil, and tend to steer Thud in the right direction. For a half orc Thud is the nicest person in the world. Literally he'd give the shirt off his back to a good friend.
PS Don't bring a keen vorpal sword to fight a hydra
"THUD MAKE EVIL MAN'S EYES GO DULL!"
Yes... Thud has the iq of a chip munk... He's AWFUL good... No that's not a typo... Thud would beat the shit out of an orphan that picked someone's pocket to feed themselves; because stealing is evil. Thud is black and white... Good or Evil... No gray in Thud's eyes. Being so dumb he's easily manipulated... Someone evil (or typically an abusive rogue) could get Thud to do their bidding by lying to Thud... Don't let Thud find out you're lying... Thud tends to turn his great sword onto people that lie to him. Typically Thud tries to cling to paladin's and clerics seeing as they know the difference between good and evil, and tend to steer Thud in the right direction. For a half orc Thud is the nicest person in the world. Literally he'd give the shirt off his back to a good friend.
PS Don't bring a keen vorpal sword to fight a hydra



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