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  • Potent Alchemical Self-Improvement and Relaxation

    Potent Alchemical Goods for Self-Improvement and Relaxation!
    Provided By Master Alchemist Veront Neffret!

    The Alchemical Needy Checklist
    Do you find yourself burried in worries and other troublesome thoughts?
    Do work your arse off and just happen to find yourself with too many stags?
    Do you have no way to relieve yourself of Stress?
    Do you have a bit too much extra time?
    Do you need something a bit Stronger than ale?
    Do you think your Pipe is worthier of something stronger?
    Do you adventure quite a bit?
    Do you think you need to actually witness a diety or god to believe it all?

    Then you need the assistance of the Master Alchemist Veront Neffret!

    Veront Neffret the Master Alchemist will provide you with only the finest self-improveing and Relaxing alchemical goods imported from various lands.

    You may order your goods discretley from a unknown source and get Half-Orc Half-Cirion quality but why bother when you can purchase the finest tested alchemical substances from a trusted source!

    Prices range from Two hundred to Eight hundred per substance.
    Prices may change and prices are non-negotionable
    Pipes come for an extra two hundred with any purchase while supplies last

    Current In-Stock Selection!
    Dust Potions of various uses and effects.
    Dust perfectly weighed in pouches for those who preffer the pipe.
    Baccaran
    Mordayn Vapor
    Liquid Bliss Also known as Liquid Pain/Agony

    Come order your Alchemical Self-Improveing goods today!

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    *an Exigo guard looks over the posting on the bulletin board*

    "Hmm. He's selling an awful lot. He can advertise here on the board if he wants, but I should check him in our list to make sure he's licensed if he's selling on our grounds."
    "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
    -Bill Maher

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    • #3
      *shortly thereafter, the guard returns with a big stamp and a pan of red ink*

      Officially Licensed
      Exigo Merchant
      Top quality you can trust.
      "Microsoft has to move the Reply All button further away from the Reply button. It's the computer equivalent of putting the vagina so close to the sphincter."
      -Bill Maher

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      • #4
        *A new note is added to the bottom*
        Veront is not responsible for any emotional/petty/social issues that arise from the buying and or use of the products and all actions by the consumer the consumer is therefore responsible for. Any insults and so forth bothering of the Merchant Veront shall be filed to Exigo and/or The watch a Harrashment. So if you do really have a issue take it up with a Exigo sentiel or face charges.

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