Wanted a Gnome entertianer

[Product of Void]

Willing to pay for a night of riddles, gnomes only due to they know the best riddles.

If intrested in some stags, and are gnome please contact me or leave a name I can seek out.

-Shiv Shadowsong

[black hand]

Essles, walking off a hangover one afternoon comes upon the notice that was convieniently posted 3' off of the ground. He takes a deep drag off of his human-sized cigar as he reads over the advertisment. Riddles?!... He muses. ...Why do they thinks we gots the best ones?... He thinks a bit more to himself, What do I knows now?... How can you tell if yer daughter had a good time on her date las' night? What can a finger or a tongue can't do that a Pen-...

...Bah! no sense givin them all of Granny's good ones. Let'em find another gnome. He then blows a puff of smoke on the notice and continues toddling down the road.

[Aborryrom]

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