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  • A Honey Hole Find!

    Witnesses in Mirakus Post may tell the tale of a half-elf who made a brilliant purchase.

    A simple necklace or amulet was the prize. After some tough negotiations, the man came to an agreement with the local vendors.

    Shortly thereafter, he seemed ... elated. He claims he's never seen such craftsmanship before. He claims also to be an expert in "all things wondrous and astounding;" a linguist, historian, and a bit of a braggart. Clearly, he believes the historical significance of the object made it far more valuable than any magical traits it held.
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