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  • Public Service Announcement; Celebrate Your Betters

    Esmond Aurelianus, Vigilant of Helm announces to refugee and nobleman (in separate districts, at separate times in very different tones) of his engagement to Emiliana Blackwell, a cause for celebration among all the vale. Or so he claims in decisive self-importance, letting no visitor to temple or barracks leave without impressing on them the greatness of this occasion.

    He has this specifically to say to most new arrivals as they enter Castrum:

    "The joining of superior bloodline with a self-made hero should be known and rejoiced by all. Please take due notice for scheduling purposes, the public will be informed of when best to cause a contained riot in enthusiasm.
    Now, please hand over your identification papers."
    "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction."


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