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Caravan at Second Wind Bombed!
A small gnome in a bright red tunic and hat once again climbs onto his soapbox in the Trade Tier, clears his throat, and begins to speak.
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Horrid tragedy of exploding caravan!
Yesterday morning the caravan of one Harrom Mintel came rumbling through the Gates of the Sunderer on a fortuitous coastal trading trip, cart laden with goods. Harrom made his habitual stop at the Second Wind where his many return customers gathered for an early shot at this finely priced goods when suddenly and without warning, his caravan exploded into a grisly spray of fire and carnage! Many innocent lives were lost in the explosive end of one of Exigo's finer merchants.
Rumors spread like wildfire as to the cause and perpetrator of this ghastly act of terror! Was it the Veritas, whom are well known for their acts of explosive terrorism? Perhaps the Mossdale has learned a devious trick or two? Could it be those awful Banites, seeking to spread the taint of fear? And what of the raiders attacking caravan's on the road to Sundren? Truly there is fear in the unknown!
What is the Legion going to do about this? Is nowhere safe from an explosive fate?
Even while dodging flaming debris of death, the Gnome in Red is here to deliver the daily tragedy!
This tidbit is brought to you by The Unstoppable Forces! If it ain't a God, it ain't Unstoppable!"
The gnome climbs down, picks up his soapbox and saunters off at his usual leisurely pace.
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Horrid tragedy of exploding caravan!
Yesterday morning the caravan of one Harrom Mintel came rumbling through the Gates of the Sunderer on a fortuitous coastal trading trip, cart laden with goods. Harrom made his habitual stop at the Second Wind where his many return customers gathered for an early shot at this finely priced goods when suddenly and without warning, his caravan exploded into a grisly spray of fire and carnage! Many innocent lives were lost in the explosive end of one of Exigo's finer merchants.
Rumors spread like wildfire as to the cause and perpetrator of this ghastly act of terror! Was it the Veritas, whom are well known for their acts of explosive terrorism? Perhaps the Mossdale has learned a devious trick or two? Could it be those awful Banites, seeking to spread the taint of fear? And what of the raiders attacking caravan's on the road to Sundren? Truly there is fear in the unknown!
What is the Legion going to do about this? Is nowhere safe from an explosive fate?
Even while dodging flaming debris of death, the Gnome in Red is here to deliver the daily tragedy!
This tidbit is brought to you by The Unstoppable Forces! If it ain't a God, it ain't Unstoppable!"
The gnome climbs down, picks up his soapbox and saunters off at his usual leisurely pace.