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Dear Sundren Legion..
I, Alistare of Halruaa, would like to bring unto your attention two unlawful individuals fit for prosecution.
The first is a beastly specimen of what might be regarded as 'female'. The creature in question was regarded, and addressed herself under the name of 'Helga', of whom seems to be suffering from delusional mental illness. This.. creature violently put her arms upon my person, literally seizing my feet from the ground as I attempted to defend myself, but was unsuccessful, due to this creature's inhuman physique.
The second, a thin-looking male with pointed ears and bronzed skin, was referred to as 'Tigen'. This derelict individual assisted in terrorizing mineself and mine belongings.
Upon the terrorization, I demanded several times to be released immediately, but was subdued by the sheer brute force of such animals! I was brutalized unto the Earth, mine hair grasped and pinned; mine face sullied with the filthy grime of the ground!
I, Alistare of Halruaa, demand lawful retribution for this brutalization!
The aforementioned act occurred alongside the Second Wind Inn, where I was forcibly taken to a nearby cave in which the Orc beast likely calls its home. This monstrosity divulged unto mineself a dreadful image of a golden wyrm - again, I say, this Orc beast is mad! This.. 'Helga' called herself 'it's daughter'.
I shall be residing at the Sundren Comfort Inn out of fear of mine safety and well-being. I insist this issue be handled swiftly, lest more citizens of the valley fall prey to terrors of the countryside such as these!
I eagerly await news of the execution of these foul menaces.
Signed,
- A
*The elaborately-written letter is left for Acting Master Watchman Heinrich.*
The first is a beastly specimen of what might be regarded as 'female'. The creature in question was regarded, and addressed herself under the name of 'Helga', of whom seems to be suffering from delusional mental illness. This.. creature violently put her arms upon my person, literally seizing my feet from the ground as I attempted to defend myself, but was unsuccessful, due to this creature's inhuman physique.
The second, a thin-looking male with pointed ears and bronzed skin, was referred to as 'Tigen'. This derelict individual assisted in terrorizing mineself and mine belongings.
Upon the terrorization, I demanded several times to be released immediately, but was subdued by the sheer brute force of such animals! I was brutalized unto the Earth, mine hair grasped and pinned; mine face sullied with the filthy grime of the ground!
I, Alistare of Halruaa, demand lawful retribution for this brutalization!
The aforementioned act occurred alongside the Second Wind Inn, where I was forcibly taken to a nearby cave in which the Orc beast likely calls its home. This monstrosity divulged unto mineself a dreadful image of a golden wyrm - again, I say, this Orc beast is mad! This.. 'Helga' called herself 'it's daughter'.
I shall be residing at the Sundren Comfort Inn out of fear of mine safety and well-being. I insist this issue be handled swiftly, lest more citizens of the valley fall prey to terrors of the countryside such as these!
I eagerly await news of the execution of these foul menaces.
Signed,
- A
*The elaborately-written letter is left for Acting Master Watchman Heinrich.*