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* excerpts from the quill of Perry Trunipfodder, historian and collector of information, desuader of evil and gnomish prankster *
Chapter 1. Lymrics
There Once was a Ranger named Daelus,
Who bought a drink, and paid less.
A bucket it fell;
He sat for a spell,
But on his head, it was Painless!
There Once was a man from Amn,
Whose sword was rather long.
He polished it with need,
His hands they did bleed!
"Oh no! I've forgotten my balm!"
Chapter 1. Lymrics
There Once was a Ranger named Daelus,
Who bought a drink, and paid less.
A bucket it fell;
He sat for a spell,
But on his head, it was Painless!
There Once was a man from Amn,
Whose sword was rather long.
He polished it with need,
His hands they did bleed!
"Oh no! I've forgotten my balm!"