At the local talent show in the Drunken Dragon, a small halfling like being dressed in green makes an appearance and recites an element of freestyle barding.
"All the people in Sundren, ya'll better listen up
I'll be the litter feller to tell you what's sup
He's the biggest baddie
In all the Valley
His name is Brother Clive
I'd say he's the most wanted man alive
But then I'd be a liar
Cuz, this Banite is a vampire
But don't ya'll worry or shout
The Sundren Legion will lay his ass out
My boyz Peridan and Dane
Will Bring in the pain
All the ladies in the house- Give it up for Dane*Girl scream*
And if you wanna fight the Centurio you'd hav'ta be insane
When they come and get ya, my oh my
They roll up on the Banite Temple- Dimension Door drive by!
So if you think victory will go to the undead
Well I'm sorry to say you've been badly mislead!"
As the hin ends his so called poem he uses three fingers to make an 'M' sign with his hands and says "Representin' Mystra"
((No disrespect to any players, its all in good fun
))
"All the people in Sundren, ya'll better listen up
I'll be the litter feller to tell you what's sup
He's the biggest baddie
In all the Valley
His name is Brother Clive
I'd say he's the most wanted man alive
But then I'd be a liar
Cuz, this Banite is a vampire
But don't ya'll worry or shout
The Sundren Legion will lay his ass out
My boyz Peridan and Dane
Will Bring in the pain
All the ladies in the house- Give it up for Dane*Girl scream*
And if you wanna fight the Centurio you'd hav'ta be insane
When they come and get ya, my oh my
They roll up on the Banite Temple- Dimension Door drive by!
So if you think victory will go to the undead
Well I'm sorry to say you've been badly mislead!"
As the hin ends his so called poem he uses three fingers to make an 'M' sign with his hands and says "Representin' Mystra"
((No disrespect to any players, its all in good fun
))

