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  • Some Rhymes Dropped in the Drunken Dragon

    At the local talent show in the Drunken Dragon, a small halfling like being dressed in green makes an appearance and recites an element of freestyle barding.

    "All the people in Sundren, ya'll better listen up
    I'll be the litter feller to tell you what's sup
    He's the biggest baddie
    In all the Valley
    His name is Brother Clive
    I'd say he's the most wanted man alive
    But then I'd be a liar
    Cuz, this Banite is a vampire
    But don't ya'll worry or shout
    The Sundren Legion will lay his ass out
    My boyz Peridan and Dane
    Will Bring in the pain
    All the ladies in the house- Give it up for Dane*Girl scream*
    And if you wanna fight the Centurio you'd hav'ta be insane
    When they come and get ya, my oh my
    They roll up on the Banite Temple- Dimension Door drive by!
    So if you think victory will go to the undead
    Well I'm sorry to say you've been badly mislead!"

    As the hin ends his so called poem he uses three fingers to make an 'M' sign with his hands and says "Representin' Mystra"

    ((No disrespect to any players, its all in good fun ))
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