At this point I'd like to point out its physically impossible for a human to draw a 5 foot piece of steel out of a sheathe on the back in a single motion.
Oh and...
Tired of false advertising? Tired of your expectations constantly having to be lowered to be realistic? Do you want to get back at all the people who treat you like dirt, who watch as turd monsters eat you alive?
Theres a deity who understands! Join the church of Shar tonight!
Whineygothswillbesacrificedimmediately.
I drew a picture, but its secret so if I posted it I'd have to kill you. *Giggles*
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Actually, the two images were supposed to be a before and after type deal. Granted I did a poor job of noting that!Originally posted by Dune View PostLeave a comment:
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Even Paladins need to get a little crazy sometimes!
Wait, why are you all running away? Noo!Leave a comment:
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... I thought you were absolutely brilliant in your genius.. now I wonder if I should call the police...Leave a comment:
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Don't you just get... So tired?
So tired of being weak? Pathetic? Of being a worthless piece of ****? Your mother never loved you, and your father is too busy drinking away the misery of having such a miserable child. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you.
NOT ANYMORE! STOP BEING A PANSY AND BECOME A MAN BY JOINING THE TRIUMVIRATE!
That's right! You too can be like this man! Glowing swords, muscles, and the ability to disintegrate panties with your manliness from miles away! Speak with your local Paladin on how to enlist! For God and Country!
(( Yes, I'm very very bored. This isn't RP in any form or fashion... Just a little fun. ))
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