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  • Bard for Hire!

    The note is tacked up in Exigo, a respectful distance from the pet-shop notice.

    "
    Need a song at a wedding?

    Some music to woo a loved one with?

    Sympathetic words to calm a row?

    Paintings of all types undertaken!*

    Be sympathetic and hire a bard for all of life's finer points, or to bemoan the not so fine points.


    For more information contact Giacomo Ilnes, commonly found at Exigo, or write a reply here.

    12 hungry mouths to feed.




    *options include landscapes, portraits, interior or exterior walls, oils, charcoal, paint and chocolate**




    **This option available to attractive female clients only

    "
    Eira Skald - Icy bitch.
    Karsten Mannerheim - Idealist and murderer.
    Vincent Hopkins - Witch Hunter and man of faith.
    Aedan Gilter - Dreamer of broken dreams.
    Henry L. Jones - Oh god, I can see forever.
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